When Businessman is Driving
letting it eat an apple out of the tree,and then setting it down before picking...
Frank Lucasale
The Kiss of Bad Luck
When my business failed, you were there.When I was in that bad car accident, you...
2 Elderly Women
“Yes. My 1st husband was a banker, my 2nd husband was an actor, after that...
Legging it
ladies were cooing over how identical they were. One Senior lady asks How do you...
Six More Months, Please
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle...
Taxi Trouble
Will I still be able to drive with this hand?” “Maybe. But I wouldn’t count...
Shoveling Coal, Breaking Rules
“I have never called an apprentice by his first name! What’s your last name, son?”“It’s...
Tampons for Thrill-Seeking Billy
“They’re not for me. They’re for Billy here. We saw a TV commercial that said...
Doctor’s Bedside Manner Backfires
There’s absolutely nothing to worry about.”The guy looks over and says, “thanks, but my name...
Thief and Jesus
“Who’s the idiot who named a parrot Moses?”The parrot answers:“The same idiot that named the...