There’s absolutely nothing to worry about.”
The guy looks over and says, “thanks, but my name isn’t Bill”
The surgeon says, “I know. I’m Bill.”
Author: Frank Lucasale
“Who’s the idiot who named a parrot Moses?”
The parrot answers:
“The same idiot that named the pitbull Jesus”.
“Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber.
“That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
predicament:Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like wont be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received this letter from his son:
Dear Pop, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 6 am the next morning, FBl agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie
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#14 Yes, Because It’s That Easy
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17 I Can’t Even Comprehend This One!
18 Oookay?
19 Yes. Yes It Will
20 Pretty Gross!
21 Don’t Fear Being Shocked!
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24 Go Right Ahead
Sometimes, I catch myself saying something super cool, impressing everyone around me with my quick wit, and soon they’re in awe of me.
Yes, I’m quoting lines from the shows I watch. How did you guess?
Want to sound super cool too? We’ve got 45 of the best, most memorable quotes from BoJack Horseman for you to use and enjoy!
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“Life’s a bi**h and then you die, right?”
“Sometimes. Sometimes life’s a bi**h and then you keep living.”
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“All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising and grand gestures. And I think a part of me still believes that’s what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You can’t just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is so… hard.”
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“It takes a long time to realize truly how miserable you are, and even longer to realize it doesn’t have to be that way.”
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“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: Yeah, another day, let’s do it.”
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“He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realise how miserable he should be. I envy that.”
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“I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.”
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One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.
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“I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath.”
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Okay, okay. Here’s the secret to being happy. Just pretend you are happy, and eventually you’ll forget you’re pretending.
The Dibs episode!
“I don’t believe giving a jerk a gun and telling them it’s okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero.”
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“Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make”
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Goddammit, Honeydew? Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew? You don’t get a plus one Cantaloupe.
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I’m really more of a pre-rehab friend.
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“I’m not interested in being rebirthed, thank you. I’m still recovering from being born the first time”
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“I told you I don’t know where it is. Don’t put things in my butt if you want them back.”
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“Same thing that always happens. First you didn’t know me, then you fell in love with me … and now you know me.”
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Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?
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“My mother is dead, and everything is worse now.” Because now I know I will never have a mother who looks at me from across a room and says, “BoJack Horseman, I see you.”
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“I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy.”
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“All three of us were drowning, and we didn’t know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together”
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“I need to take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
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Not the best, but a personal favorite:
“Why does everything have to be funny?”
“Not everything has to be funny, just jokes.”
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Narcissus? I thought the painting was about me.
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“You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me. It’s too late.”
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THERE WERE EXACTLY 12. I ATE 12 MUFFINS AND I DIDNT EVEN WANT ONE. There’s your god damn news story! The mystery of my missing god damn self respect! -pants-
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Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside
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Then after the show, I’ll come out and say hello. And she’ll say, “BoJack? Is that you?” When her eyes spark with recognition, I’m gonna sit down next to her, I’m gonna squeeze her hand and get real close and say “F**k you, mom!”
That was the most honest thing BoJack ever said, for me.
#30
Not the best but I want to mention when Corduroy Jackson-Jackson says “it’s like a rainbow but with every colour” and Bojack goes “so like a normal rainbow?”
High Minded Comics brings relatable laughs with their quirky takes on everyday life. Check out 15 comics that will make you laugh out loud!
High-Minded is a comic strip that looks at the funny and strange sides of modern life, culture, and society through a group of quirky characters. The comics are known for their sharp humor and often offer thoughtful, sometimes deep insights into everyday situations.
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Rémi Lascault’s dark humor comics use animals to deliver clever, unexpected punchlines that will make you laugh and think.
Rémi Lascault is a French comic artist known for his bold, unfiltered style. His comics often start off innocent but take a sudden dark twist, so if you’re sensitive, be prepared! Despite the edgy content, Rémi has built a solid fanbase of 70K followers on Instagram, showing that his unique approach to storytelling really works.
While he covers many different topics, we’ve gathered an “animal edition” of his comics, as he frequently uses animals in his work—sometimes in funny ways, sometimes in darker ones. So, dive in and let us know what you think about his art!
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Enjoy 21 new one-panel comics by Stamatis Lymberopoulos, blending humor and clever insights to brighten your day with quick laughs.
Welcome back! We’ve got another set of comics for all the fans of Today’s Special. These fun-filled comics are sure to satisfy your craving for humor! The characters—cows, chickens, pigs, vegetables, and more—will make you laugh the next time you’re reading a menu at your favorite diner. If that happens, you’ll know “Today’s Special” has done its job! Your feedback is always welcome, whether it’s good or bad, so feel free to share your thoughts!
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Explore 20 new nature comics by Rosemary Mosco, blending humor and science to depict the quirks of birds, wildlife, and the natural world.
Rosemary Mosco is a talented author and illustrator known for her fun comics about birds and nature. Her work helps people enjoy and understand the natural world, making science easy and enjoyable. With her comics, you can learn about funny bird behaviors or get a lighthearted look at wildlife while picking up something new about nature.
Growing up in Ottawa, Canada, Mosco spent a lot of time outdoors, and that inspires her creativity. She wants to show that nature is both amazing and important, encouraging everyone to appreciate and protect it. Let’s explore her delightful comics!
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Mosco’s comics mix education with humor, which she sees as an important part of her work. She says humor makes boring facts more fun and helps spread them to more people. It also gives people a bit of happiness, which is needed, especially when times are tough. For her, it would be hard to take action on serious issues without having some joy in her day. Humor also brings people together and builds connections. Even during tough times in her life, laughter has helped her cope, and in happy moments, it helps her share excitement and bond with others.
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“Many of us go into nature to get away from the human world, and that’s okay—it’s good to take a break. But I like to remind people that the ‘natural’ world is closely tied to humans. The animals and plants we see around us are influenced by things like money, history, power, and inequality. We’re deeply connected. We are part of nature, and nature is part of us.
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