Visit to the Mental Asylum
“No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the bathtub drain plug. Do you...
The bar Needs a Bouncer
“How about that for experience?,” he crowed. “Not bad,” the bartender conceded, “but you’ll need...
Man’s Sausage
this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in...
When the Waiter Shrugs
I’ll have that, please!” The waiter is astonished but goes back to the kitchen and...
A Different Blind Date
When he sees the woman, he realises she is absolutely gorgeous. Then, her phone rings.She...
Old Man is at Passport Control
answers ‘I didn’t have to show it last time’‘Impossible!!’ she bellowed. The old man looks...
Computer’s Password
and the screen displays “Error.” Not long enough.
My Step-Sister walked Into My Room
Then she says, “Take off my bra and panties…”So I took off her bra and...